Judgement Day (sort of) Is Rapidly Approaching!!!! Repent!!!!
As the day of judgement approaches (read- results day), its time to take a look at student life. I, for one, am looking forward to the endless nights of pasta for dinner and drinking more than is humanly possible. I have been given much advice on things to do when I finally/ hopefully get there, including, climb something you aren’t meant to climb, and assassinate somebody with a courgette. This sounds quite intriguing and im looking forward to giving it a go.
I have an 8 page list of things I need to take with me too. The first thing I have got to kit out my student flat is… drum roll please… tea towels. Yeah. With pictures of donuts on. Bet you don’t have tea towels with pictures of donuts on.
I appear to be well on my way to becoming a fully fledged student, as I have broken nearly everything I have come into contact with recently- tills at work, mobile phone (the 5 key is held on with blu-tack and the 7 key only works if u press it really hard), etc.
Its kinda strange how a matter of days can seem like such a yawning chasm of time, while at the same time, too close for comfort. Which brings us to the fact that there will be a post on Thursday at about midday IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS (!!!!!) either expressing my anger/disappointment at not getting in or my excitement (followed rapidly by terror) at passing and getting in.
See ya all on Thursday!