How To Know You’re Soul-Mates
Me and Rob thought up a comprehensive list of ways to know when you have found your soul-mate while we were walking hand in hand along the beach. We promptly forgot this list with liberal applications of ice-cream and Cajun squirrel flavour crisps (not in the same meal, because that would taste disgusting). When we got back to the flat, we tried remembering this list and failed. So we thought some more and came up with a new list, which seems to be predominantly based on holidays and food for some reason. So here it is.
- You eat cream eggs in the same way
- You can finish (and start) each other’s sentences
- When you eat ice cream, you save the flake til last and push it into the cone with your tongue
- You have to go to the amusement arcades and play the 2p machines on which you can lose a whole weeks wages in a half hour. J
- You buy sticks of rock from various seaside locations and never ever eat them.
So there you have it. If anyone has realised that they have known their soul-mate for years and didn’t see it til they read the list, please let me know. If on the other hand, you think both me and Rob are crazy, please tell us and we’ll try to fix this problem asap. 