[insert name here] must die
This post is very much based on Stewie Griffin’s list from season 7 of Family Guy. I had that song going through my head when I was drafting it. So here is my list:
The person who set off the fire bell in the middle of my 2 and a half hour English exam
No. its not funny. Its not clever. And it completely makes up for everyone in year 13 driving their cars into the playground and making as much noise as possible. During the remainder of that exam, I thought of various punishments for what you did. And the comments on my facebook status bear testament to the fact im not the only one.
Builders
Why are you outside my house when I still have 2 exams to revise for? And why are you making a noise with that pneumatic drill? And at this ungodly hour of the morning?! It’s half past 11 for God’s sake! There are students trying to sleep!
Miley Cyrus
Comment on a YouTube video: 95% of American teens said they would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus about to jump off a tall building. Repost if you are in the 5% shouting “jump, bitch!” Not my personal opinion, just so long as she stays out my way. She’s not God’s Gift- she is a spoilt over-rich American bitch. There. Its been said. Deal with it.
Mika
Are you a guy or a girl? If you are a guy, sing like one, don’t just squeak in an annoyingly high pitch at me. It makes me want to hurt you. That is all.