Archive for June, 2009:
[insert name here] must die
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This post is very much based on Stewie Griffin’s list from season 7 of Family Guy. I had that song going through my head when I was drafting it. So here is my list:
The person who set off the fire bell in the middle of my 2 and a half hour English exam
No. its not [...]
Questions for the Universe to answer.
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The world is a complicated place. And I have questions. Many questions.
Firstly, why do people try to pretend they know you?
Even if its someone you have known for years, they still think they can control you. They tell you who you can be friends with, what to wear, and all that shit. The worst [...]
Summer Begins :)
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A simple post today, to mark an amazing sunny day.
Ode to a Bacon Sandwich
O, Bacon Sandwich, you are so yummy;
On white bread, with onions or with some cheese.
You stop the rumbling in my tummy;
I always have to say “another, please”.
When I put the butter upon the bread,
While the bacon sizzles under the grill,
I think to [...]